"Stephanie Off the Counter!!!" - Says Mom

I’m in my house with a girlfriend of mine and we are getting travel mugs to go down to the river with. You see we needed travel mugs because we were going to drink wine, and clearly we can bring a wine glass down to the river. I tried to reach my highest cupboards but I couldn’t. So I propped my self up on the counter, then the stove, and under my knee’s on the glass part of a flat top stove… Crack crack crack….

Can you believe it? I broke my FREKIN Stove.

I post this blog as an advisory warning. Listen to your parents, don’t sit on the counter. It comes with a very expensive price tag!