What the HUH?

Ever wanted a bra you could drink out of, eat out of, and lose weight from? Don't worry gentlemen, this is for you too! A designer out of London has created a Bra for both men and women. The women style looks like a tankini and the male version is a tight t-shirt style thing, without the breast bulge...almost. How this works is...

Drinking Feature: These bras come with fill able water inserts and when girls wear the bra, you cant really see them, they blend in. However on the guy's it's more spread out so when you put the water in, it's supposed the make the pectoral muscles look bigger. With this feature, it also come with a retractable straw. The straw is strategically placed where a girls under wire would be and the guy's is inserted into the collar of their shirt.

There are a few problems with this feature but the one that sticks out mainly to me is throughout out a day of drinking water, girls breast and guy's pecks you decrease in size dramatically, that would be kinda weird, and I don't stare at breasts or pecks, but I WOULD NOTICE.

Eating Feature: There is small pockets for food, on guy's you have two options the shirt pocket on the chest or fanny pack style. The girls is a detached small bag that you can attach onto your arm.

Lose Weight Feature: (possibly the most bizarre feature) This bra thing has a built in pulse sonic thing. It's basically like having a built in abtronic. So while you are wearing it, you can tone your abs.

I find this kinda strange as well because people are going to be noticing that your stomach is pulsing while hanging out on the beach. Also you will be eating while working out... That cannot be too good for you.

Now if you read this blog and you want this product (for some odd strange reason) you cant get it yet. The product is still being developed.

A funny thing is that, in the advertisement, it says this product is "Ideal for Hiking or beach laying...Definitely not a lemon" OK Hiking I maybe get... But I get that it's skimpy for the beach... BUT if you went in the water with it you would get electrocuted and you food would get soggy. I think that the inventors still have a lot of work set out for them.

If this is the next new hip thing... I'm opting out of fashion for a while...

All about me!

I am happy to announce that I got a new job! I am the new Media Coordinator of Ritchie Bros. I am so happy about it. I cannot even express! I am a little bit scared though too. There is so much to learn it's a bit over whelming but I know I can do it.

I have also looked into the idea of purchasing a apartment/condo. With rent getting so expensive its almost the same as a mortgage payment. That would be so exciting to be able to paint my own walls and decorate in the way I want to. (Oh man, I'm starting to sound like my mom) Also Whenever I want to sell it I could and it would be a big investment. I thought that was a cool idea to entertain anyways.

Pre marital counseling is almost over. Jc and I have one session left. I have to say I'm very happy that it is ending. I thought that it was really really good and would recommend it to anyone, however, sometimes it's even too personal for me. (I would consider myself a very open person) They ask you questions that you really feel like saying..."UM EXCUSE ME!" I know that I signed up for this, but still it is a very invasive process.

I am saddened by the earthquake in China killing oer 10 000 people. So pray for theses folks, they will need it!

I ordered cheques today that say John Coates and Stephanie Coates! HOLY SHIZZA! That was fun! Now I sound like I have an Indian name. Cause I do/will. JC is 1/16th native. Isnt that strange. Wouldn't that be funny is some gene got mixed up and I had a brown baby! Ya know how you hear of theses stories where 2 black parents have a white child. LOL. I doubt it. I'm destined to have twins since my mom is a twin and it skips a generation. But we wont find out that mystery for a LONG LONG time. Yikearumba...me? a mom? NOT YET THANK THE LORD! Oh a side note, the cool thing about the cheques was that they supported the WWF (not World Wresteling Federation...World Wildlife Foundation.) and they have cute panda's, polar bears, Tigers, monkeys and Lions!

Speaking of Monkeys. Did anyone hear of the 2 monkeys that were stolen out of the Greater Vancouver Zoo? Someone wire snipped the gates got in killed one of the Monkeys and stole the other! Reporters are saying that the one monkey is being sold on the Black Market and to look out for it. Ok First of all who steals monkeys and second of all... what good news watching citizen is going to keep an eye on the black market? I'm guessing that most people who watch the black market, buy off the black market. That was a bizarre quote.

And last but not least... The above cartoon personifies how I feel about life sometimes! LOL

Not that I hate the Oilers...BUT......

Today is possibly the most mortifying day in the world. I was forced to wear an Edmonton Oilers Jersey all day at work today. OILERS. For those who don’t know, I am a Calgary Flames fan and all my alliances lie with them.
The reason I am wearing this jersey is because I lost a bet. I bet that the flames would make it to the second round of the playoffs. If I won these 2 people that I work with would have to drink their morning coffee out of beautiful Calgary flames mugs…If I lost I would have to wear the Oiler’s jersey, and the worst part, EVERY FRIDAY TILL CHRISTMAS!
That is very severe. I’m hoping that this bet will subside however the two people who made it with me are very adamant. They have been threatening to take pictures at lunch, we will see how that goes!

The worst part is, people have been asking if…..
“Is it hockey day or something?”
“I’m a huge Oilers fan too!”
“Baaaa Oilers suck”
And, of course the people who come in to debate their loyalty to the Canucks against the Oilers.
I am continually setting the record strait… I am not an Oilers fan, I am a Flames fan!
And… it’s only 9:03 AM six more hours to go… torture.




Ps. Sarah I know you’re a regular reader… I apologize for outraging you in this blog…