Friday, May 16, 2008

What the HUH?

Ever wanted a bra you could drink out of, eat out of, and lose weight from? Don't worry gentlemen, this is for you too! A designer out of London has created a Bra for both men and women. The women style looks like a tankini and the male version is a tight t-shirt style thing, without the breast bulge...almost. How this works is...

Drinking Feature: These bras come with fill able water inserts and when girls wear the bra, you cant really see them, they blend in. However on the guy's it's more spread out so when you put the water in, it's supposed the make the pectoral muscles look bigger. With this feature, it also come with a retractable straw. The straw is strategically placed where a girls under wire would be and the guy's is inserted into the collar of their shirt.

There are a few problems with this feature but the one that sticks out mainly to me is throughout out a day of drinking water, girls breast and guy's pecks you decrease in size dramatically, that would be kinda weird, and I don't stare at breasts or pecks, but I WOULD NOTICE.

Eating Feature: There is small pockets for food, on guy's you have two options the shirt pocket on the chest or fanny pack style. The girls is a detached small bag that you can attach onto your arm.

Lose Weight Feature: (possibly the most bizarre feature) This bra thing has a built in pulse sonic thing. It's basically like having a built in abtronic. So while you are wearing it, you can tone your abs.

I find this kinda strange as well because people are going to be noticing that your stomach is pulsing while hanging out on the beach. Also you will be eating while working out... That cannot be too good for you.

Now if you read this blog and you want this product (for some odd strange reason) you cant get it yet. The product is still being developed.

A funny thing is that, in the advertisement, it says this product is "Ideal for Hiking or beach laying...Definitely not a lemon" OK Hiking I maybe get... But I get that it's skimpy for the beach... BUT if you went in the water with it you would get electrocuted and you food would get soggy. I think that the inventors still have a lot of work set out for them.


If this is the next new hip thing... I'm opting out of fashion for a while...

3 comments:

Anonymous said...

haha where do you find this stuff. And since when is there a problem with open visible food and water that people need to hide it. AND any guys that where that thing... enough said!

Stephanie said...

I know how weird is that?!
I thought that you would want one though???

Sarah M said...

Oh my gosh. The things people come up with. Why couldn't you just get a glass of water or a water bottle?