Friday, September 19, 2008

Screaming Infidelities


My building manager (Wayne) officially thinks that JC is cheating on me. It all started when Gabe was in town. Wayne saw JC and Gabe hanging out on the Monday that JC had off and he knows I work Monday to Friday. He saw them come out of our suite in the morning. JC told me that they both had the just woken up look on their faces and Wayne game them a funny look. When JC was driving Gabe to the airport later that day, he saw them driving. He walked up to the truck and told JC to be safe, have a good day, and WINKED…..
(Weird, I know. This is also strange because we NEVER run into our building manager this much, Ever!)
During this week, I was bringing in some groceries and there was 3 bags and One milk jug, I Couldn’t carry it all at once and Wayne saw me struggling a bit, He came over to help. When he was helping/ watching me do work, he asked where JC was, I not thinking was like, “Oh He has been super busy with I don’t even know what?” Then fake laughed a bit to myself. I Just said that because I didn’t feel like explaining my life story to the building manager! I realize now that that was just another drop in the bucket for him thinking that JC is having an affair on me. He was probably thinking… “Oh I know what JC is up to.”
The main kicker was this morning. Last night I found out my tire had a nail in it. THANK GOD, for the trusty “help Stephanie in emergency” kit that Jeff made me a few years ago. There was this tire sealant in it, I didn’t even know that existed. (Yes the kit was equip with tire sealant and not only that, a REAL flare, and emergency blanket, an SOS sign, light reflectors, booster cables, candles, a flashlight, and much more!) Anyways the tire is repaired until after work when I go to get a new one. JC gets out of bed early this morning to check on the car and the tire. He sat in the front seat and drove for a min just to make sure it was ok. Then he sleepily in his PJ’s walked back to the house. I guess it looked like he was coming into the building from somewhere else, and who does he run into?… WAYNE!
Wayne: “Long night eh?”
JC: “Yeah, Steph had a popped tire, I was just looking at it.”
Wayne: “yes, listen, you be careful.”

JC just walked away…

Baaaahahahaha that is hilarious!

I cant wait till Laura comes to visit in 2 weeks!