Long delay for the blog, I’m sorry! I have been planning my wedding, which has been quite busy. I can’t believe I’m getting married. Wow
There is good things and bad about the whole wedding process. If you know me at all, I am a procrastinator. This makes things difficult in planning a wedding. However also made me realize something, something’s about planning weddings are myths… so I’m here to share with everyone the great wealth of knowledge that I have gained when planning my wedding.
Top 5 Wedding Planning Myths…
01. You future husband wants to be involved in the planning.
a. This is not true; he just wants to be involved to make you happy. He does not care about colors, lace vs. silk, flowers on banisters or really anything to do with decorations.
b. Question what is the one thing that they do want say in? That’s right if you said the buffet, food or dessert. All answers will be accepted.
02. You are the most popular person in the world.
a. This is not true; I found it very interesting that friends I had never talked to talked to me because they want to come to the wedding. As much as you would love to believe that everyone wants to be you, its false
03. You look great no matter what
a. No you cannot eat and eat and eat. Just because you are getting married does not mean that you will not gain weight
b. Yes you still have to shower. Just because people say you have a bridal glow does not mean that you shouldn’t shower to the point that your forehead is actually glowing because of oil.
c. You cannot wear PJ pants everyday just because someone loves you does not mean you can do this. (I gratefully learned this lesson from my brother and then one day JC hinted I should wear jeans…how insulting BUT SO TRUE!)
04. Everyone is interested in every detail of your wedding.
a. Just because people ask about the wedding and how plans are going, does not mean they really want to know. They may want to know you 1 to 5 min overview, but they do not want to know every detail. TRUST ME I KNOW. Enough said!
05. Finally If your Day and Your day only
a. Also not true it’s just as much your mom’s, dad’s, sister’s, friend’s, and dogs day as it is yours. SO SHARE THE WEALTH
In light of my wedding season I have a few Jokes to send you off with I thought they are quite funny!
01. What's the difference between in-laws and out-laws? Out-laws are wanted!
02. To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little. To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.
03. Any married man should forget his mistakes. There's no use in two people remembering the same thing.
04.Three men were at a bar. Two of the men were discussing the control they had over their wives, while the third remained uninterested.
After a short while, the two men turned to the third and asked, "What about you? What kind of control do you have over your wife?" The third man turned to the first two and said, "Well, just the other day I had her on her knees!"
The two men were dumbfounded. "Wow that's incredible! What happened next?" they asked. The third man took a healthy swig of his beer, sighed and grumbled, "Then she started screaming at me to get out from under the bed and fight like a man!"
04. If your wife laughs at your joke, it means you either have a good joke, or a good wife.
05. One day a man came home to find his wife admiring her breasts in the mirror. He asked her what she was doing and she said, "I went to the doctor today and he told me that I have the breasts of a 16-year-old girl!"
The husband replied, "Well, what did she say about your 75-year-old ass?"
To which she replied, "Honey, your name never came up!!!"
LOL the last one Is my favorite… See you at the wedding...that is if you are invited! hahaha I like to pretend there is more than 3 people that read this page.
